Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the school's WiFi go to counseling?

It had trouble making connections.

Why was the gym class rope so popular?

Everyone wanted to hang out with it.

What did the school bus say to the students on Monday?

I'm wheelie not ready for this week either.

Why did the lunch tray apply for a promotion?

It was tired of being pushed around.

Why did the school clock get detention?

It kept tocking in class.

Why did the teacher write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be very clear.

Why was the algebra test so depressed?

It had too many problems it couldn't solve.

Why did the school computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus.

What did the pen say to the highlighter?

You really know how to make a point stand out.

Why was the school broom always late?

It kept sweeping through the hallways.

Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

He had no body to practice with.

Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.

Why do grammar teachers love the park?

Because of all the proper nouns sitting on the benches.

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.

Why did the notebook go to the gym?

It wanted to get ripped.