Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the cellist go to therapy?

She had too many unresolved strings attached.

Why don't bagpipes ever get invited to surprise parties?

They always let the air out early.

What did the conductor say to the orchestra after a bad performance?

Let's not make a scene — or a sound.

Why was the harpsichord feeling old-fashioned?

It couldn't handle the key changes.

Why did the songwriter go to the chiropractor?

She had a slipped disc.

What did the trumpet say on its birthday?

It's time to blow out the candles!

Why was the accordion player invited to every party?

He could really squeeze into any situation.

Why did the musician refuse to play at the seafood restaurant?

He was afraid of the bass drop.

Why was the viola player always in the middle of everything?

Because violas always play the middle parts.

What do you call a cow that plays the drums?

A moo-sician.

Why did the DJ become a gardener?

He was already great at dropping beets.

What did the tuba player say when asked about his weekend?

It was pretty low-key.

Why did the music producer go to jail?

He got caught dropping beats without a license.

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

You've got me confused with someone else — I'm in a band.

Why did the organ player get locked out of the church?

He lost his keys.