What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
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Dad Jokes for Work
Perfect for team meetings, Slack channels, email sign-offs, and water cooler moments. Guaranteed groans from your coworkers.
What do you call money that grows on trees?
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money
Why did the zombie skip school?
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Why did the piggy bank go to the gym?
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money
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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What's a stockbroker's favorite day of the week?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why do accountants make great lovers?
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money
What do you call a witch at the beach?
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What did the quarter say to the penny?
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Why did the ghost go to the bar?
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Why was the budget always so stressed?
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What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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What do you call a fish that does financial planning?
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money
Why don't mummies take vacations?
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