Dad Jokes for Work

Why did the neutron get into the club for free?

No charge.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe.

Why are chemists so great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions.

What's a chemist's favorite type of dog?

A Lab.

What did the biologist wear on their first date?

Designer genes.

Why don't basketball players ever go on vacation?

They'd get called for traveling.

Why are fish terrible at tennis?

They're afraid of the net.

Why do basketball players love donuts?

They can dunk them.

Why did the skeleton go to the hospital dance alone?

He had no body to go with.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why do dermatologists make terrible comedians?

Their jokes are too dry.

Why are orthopedic surgeons so funny?

They have a great sense of humerus.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?

Suture self.

Why was the geography student always wet?

He was below C level.

What did the calculator say to the stressed student?

You can count on me.