Dad Jokes for Work

What did the wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?

Because he was a fungi!

Why was the construction worker so good at baseball?

He really knew how to nail it!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling green!

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

What do you call a belt made of watches on a construction site?

A waist of time!

Why did the construction worker break up with the calculator?

He couldn't count on it anymore!

Why is grass so dangerous?

Because it's full of blades!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey there, bud!

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped!

What do you call a nervous chapter?

A cliffhanger — it's always on edge!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Why did the library book get arrested?

It was caught in a cover-up!

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter!

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!