What did the artichoke say on Valentine's Day?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the deck of cards give a Valentine?
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Why did the flower ask for a Valentine?
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What did the ocean say to its Valentine?
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Why did the tree ask for a Valentine?
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What did the baker say to their Valentine?
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Why did the glue make a bad Valentine?
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Why did the shoe propose on Valentine's Day?
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What did the cat say to its Valentine?
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Why was the calendar a great Valentine?
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What did the door say to its Valentine?
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What do you call a Valentine from a tailor?
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What did the sheep say to its Valentine?
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Why do Thanksgiving leftovers make great comedians?
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What did the drum say to its Valentine?
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