Why did the sunflower go to the principal's office?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the station wagon start a band?
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What do you call a car in a hot tub?
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Why did the convertible go to the therapist?
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What do you call a car that loves to read?
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Why did the old car get a trophy?
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Why did the driving instructor feel dizzy?
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What kind of car does a sheep drive?
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Why did the SUV go to the gym?
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Why did the car sit in the shade?
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What do you call a car with a cold?
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Why do cars hate summer?
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What do you call a car that sneezes?
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Why did the car fail its music exam?
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What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?
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