Why did the book go to the chiropractor?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the tree feel embarrassed at the garden party?
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gardening
What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?
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Why did the vine refuse to let go of the fence?
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What do you call a plant that goes to the gym?
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Why did the compost win the award?
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What do you call a philosophical bush?
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Why did the gardener wear a crown?
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What do you call a garden snail that hitches a ride on a turtle?
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Why did the garden hose stop working?
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What kind of flower grows between your nose and chin?
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Why did the rose go on a date with the thorn?
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What do you call a garden full of math teachers?
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Why did the weed go to law school?
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What do you call a lazy flower bed?
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