Short Dad Jokes

Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!

What did the cement mixer say on its birthday?

Let's get this party stirred up!

Why did the crane operator get straight A's?

He was great at picking things up!

What did the librarian say when the books were messy?

We need to get our shelves together!

Why did the autobiography feel lonely?

It was too self-centered!

What do you call a literary cat?

A paw-et!

Why did the author always write in the garden?

She wanted to work on her plot!

What do you call a book about gravity that you finished in one sitting?

Impossible to put down!

Why did the mystery novel win the cooking contest?

It had the best plot twist!

What do you call a book that takes forever to finish itself?

A long-running series!

Why did the encyclopedia feel insecure?

Everyone only wanted it for its volumes!

What did the horror novel say to the comedy book?

You crack me up, but I have a spine-tingling story!

Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?

It felt too possessive!

What do you call a book about adhesives?

Something you just can't put down!

What do you call a novel that keeps running away?

A paperchase!