Short Dad Jokes

Why was the school broom always late?

It kept sweeping through the hallways.

Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

He had no body to practice with.

Why did the reading teacher go to the beach?

She wanted to test the waters of her next chapter.

Why do grammar teachers love the park?

Because of all the proper nouns sitting on the benches.

Why did the student eat his math homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.

Why did the notebook go to the gym?

It wanted to get ripped.

Why did the biology student break up with the chemistry student?

There was no reaction between them.

What did the janitor say when he aced the test?

I really cleaned up.

Why did the geography student break up with the atlas?

Their relationship had no direction.

Why did the student bring a mirror to the exam?

For self-reflection.

What did the math teacher order at the Mexican restaurant?

A pi-neapple quesadilla.

Why did the pencil feel confident on test day?

It had a really good point.

Why did the history teacher bring a guitar to class?

Because she wanted to discuss the rock ages.

Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?

They always follow the tempo limit.

Why did the electric guitar break up with the acoustic?

There was no spark between them anymore.