Short Dad Jokes

Why did the music producer go to jail?

He got caught dropping beats without a license.

What did the bass say to the fisherman?

You've got me confused with someone else — I'm in a band.

Why did the organ player get locked out of the church?

He lost his keys.

Why did the rapper visit the dentist?

Because he needed a new grill.

What do you call a musician who just drank a cup of coffee?

A hyper-active beat dropper.

Why did the guitar player get kicked out of the band?

He kept fretting over everything.

Why did the fencer refuse to argue?

He didn't see the point.

Why do rugby players make great friends?

They really know how to support you in a scrum.

Why was the rock climber such a good storyteller?

He always knew how to build up to a cliffhanger.

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

Back in the dating pool.

Why did the marathon runner go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't see the finish line.

What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

A black belt in cold cuts.

Why did the volleyball player join the fire department?

She was amazing at setting things up.

Why did the scuba diver get bad grades in sports?

Because he was always below C level.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!