Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
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christmas
Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the scarf never get invited anywhere?
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clothing
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
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christmas
What's a tailor's favorite type of math?
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clothing
Why does Santa go down chimneys?
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christmas
Why did the jeans feel so blue?
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clothing
What do elves learn in school?
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christmas
What do you call a fashionable crab?
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clothing
Why did the sock go to the doctor?
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clothing
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
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clothing
Why did the zipper break up with the button?
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clothing
What do you call a witch's garage?
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halloween
What do you call a hat that tells jokes?
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clothing
Why don't ghosts like rain?
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halloween
Why did the shirt go to school?
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clothing