Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a broke Santa?

Saint Nickel-less!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a coat that's always causing drama?

A trench coat — it's always stirring things up!

What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?

Cookie sheets!

Why did the fashion show never end?

It kept going down the runway!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

What's a glove's favorite greeting?

High five — it's always handy!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night!

Why did the dress go to jail?

It was caught hemming and hawing at the scene!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a jacket that's always on time?

A blazer — it's always sharp!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed!

Why was the sweater such a great storyteller?

It always had everyone in stitches!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!