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Short Dad Jokes

1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.

Why was the Easter egg so intelligent?

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What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny tell his kids?

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Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket?

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What did the Easter egg painter say to his client?

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Why did the chocolate Easter bunny go to the dentist?

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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like best?

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so neat?

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What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated?

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What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

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Why did the Easter egg win the talent show?

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What does the Easter Bunny order at a coffee shop?

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What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?

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Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

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