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Short Dad Jokes

1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.

Why did the Easter Bunny start doing stand-up comedy?

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What do you call an Easter egg working undercover?

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Why did the Easter egg break up with the bacon?

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What do Easter eggs do when they go on vacation?

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Why did the Easter egg get promoted at work?

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What did one Easter egg say to the other at the party?

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Why did the Easter Bunny wear a fancy hat?

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What do you call a cranky Easter Bunny?

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Why was the Easter parade so incredibly loud?

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

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Why did the Easter chick go to acting school?

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What do you call an Easter egg that can't keep secrets?

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met his true love?

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Why did the Easter egg go to the party?

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite movie genre?

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