What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
What do you call a sleeping turkey?
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Why couldn't the turkey be surprised on Thanksgiving?
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Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?
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Why did the corn get promoted at work?
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What do you call the era when the Pilgrims sailed to America?
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Which side dish always gives the best advice?
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What do you call a turkey that wins every argument?
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What did the sweet potato say at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Why are turkeys so good at bowling?
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Why did the Easter egg visit the gym?
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What do you call an Easter egg that just woke up?
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How does the Easter Bunny travel on long trips?
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Why was the Easter egg scared to hatch?
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What do you call the Easter Bunny's life story?
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