What do you call a turkey that does stand-up comedy?
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Short Dad Jokes
1964 quick-hit jokes under 100 characters. Perfect for texts, tweets, and when you only have 3 seconds to make someone groan.
Why did the Thanksgiving host go to medical school?
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What's a turkey's favorite classic movie?
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Why was the stuffing named Employee of the Month?
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What do you call a turkey that loves social media?
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What do you call a turkey in a bad mood?
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Why was the gravy boat invited to every party?
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Why was the Thanksgiving table so smart?
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What's a turkey's favorite game to play with kids?
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Why did the green beans go to jail?
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Why can't turkeys keep secrets?
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What do you call a turkey in a disguise?
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Why don't turkeys ever use smartphones?
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What do you call a turkey's morning coffee?
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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so wealthy?
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