Short Dad Jokes

Why did the server go on vacation?

It needed to unload.

What kind of books do mountains read?

Cliff-hangers!

Why did the printer never win at poker?

It always showed its hand — and jammed.

Why did the novel go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved plot issues!

Why was the motherboard always in charge?

Because everything was connected to her.

What did the bookmark say to the page?

I'll always hold your place!

Why did the pixel go to school?

To get a higher resolution.

Why was the math textbook so stressed?

It had too many problems!

Why are computers bad at boxing?

They're afraid of hitting the escape key.

What do you call an autobiography written by a cat?

A mew-moir!

Why did the cloud break up with the hard drive?

It needed more space.

Why did the IT guy go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't C sharp.

What's a librarian's favorite type of bait?

Bookworms!

What do you call a group of helpful monitors?

A screen team.

Why don't books ever win at poker?

Because they always fold!