Short Dad Jokes

Why did the library book get arrested?

It was caught in a cover-up!

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter!

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they're surrounded by drafts!

Why couldn't the book get a loan?

Because it was already overdue!

Why did the AI go to therapy?

It had deep learning issues.

What's a book's favorite kind of music?

Paperback beats!

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

You're spinning your wheels.

Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the higher reading level!

Why don't batteries ever feel alone?

They always come with a positive and negative side.

Why did the email feel lonely?

It was stuck in the outbox.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

A binding agreement!

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

I've got my eye on you — all 4K of them.

Why did the e-reader feel lonely?

Because it lost all its contacts — just had Kindle!