Short Dad Jokes

What do math teachers eat for dessert?

Pi!

What genre of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop.

Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?

The teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the drummer get kicked out of class?

He wouldn't stop beating around the bush.

What do you call a crushed angle?

A rectangle!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?

Because it's always right!

Why did the singer climb a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

A moo-sician.

What do you call a number that can't sit still?

A roamin' numeral!

Why did the music note go to the principal's office?

It was always getting into treble.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine... and ten was next!

Why did the piano player keep banging his head?

He was playing by ear.

Why did the minivan feel proud?

Because it finally found its parking purpose!

What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolks-wagen!