Short Dad Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at a concert?

A dino-snore.

What do you call a number that follows you everywhere?

A stalker-ithm!

Why do jazz musicians never win races?

They keep improvising detours.

Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?

Because it would have to convert!

What did the violin say when it finally got tuned?

Things are finally looking sharp.

What's a math teacher's favorite season?

Sum-mer!

Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?

She had perfect pitch.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots!

Why did the orchestra go fishing?

They wanted to catch some bass.

What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!

What do you call a musician who just broke up?

Decomposing.

Why is the obtuse angle always so frustrated?

Because it's never right!

Why did the trombone player go to jail?

He was caught with a concealed slide.

Why did the two 4s skip lunch?

Because they already 8!

Why did the musician refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of the shuffle.