Short Dad Jokes

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

Why did the saxophonist sit in the corner?

He was told to stay in his reed zone.

Why couldn't the seven and the three get along?

Because they were at odds — and evens!

Why don't cellos ever get lonely?

They always have strings attached.

What's a butterfly's favorite subject in school?

Moth-ematics!

What did the treble clef say to the bass clef?

You're really low-key.

Why do mathematicians love parks?

Because of all the natural logs!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

In case of a lyrical downpour.

What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock?

Arithma-tick!

Why did the chord go to the doctor?

It had a diminished quality of life.

Why did the imaginary number go to therapy?

Because no one believed it was real!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-bone.

What do you call an angle that's been in a car accident?

A wreck-tangle!

Why did the metronome break up with the clock?

It was tired of being compared on timing.

Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on tangents!