Short Dad Jokes

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing their own incision?

Suture self!

Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

In case they needed to draw blood!

Why did the conductor always carry a map?

He didn't want to lose his place in the score.

What do you call a graph that sings?

A bar chart — it's always hitting the right notes!

Why did the music note fail the test?

It was only a half step prepared.

Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?

Because there was no limit to its potential!

What do you call a destroyed math textbook?

Aftermath!

Why did the composer stare at the blank page?

He had writer's block — it was a rest.

Why did the student wear glasses to math class?

To improve their di-vision!

What do you call a snake that sings?

A boa-ist.

What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathema-chicken!

Why was the flute player such a great detective?

She always followed the clues in the key.

Why did the equal sign feel so humble?

Because it knew it wasn't greater than or less than anyone!

What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra.