Short Dad Jokes

What do history teachers and trees have in common?

They both focus on their roots.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the English teacher go to court?

She lost her case — and her briefcase.

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

Time to get your booster!

Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?

It said concentrate.

What do you call a fake noodle in the hospital?

An im-pasta with a medical condition!

Why did the eraser feel important?

Because without it, every mistake would be permanent.

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

What do you call a sleeping classroom?

A bored room.

What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?

Don't worry, we have plenty of time!

Why was the geometry teacher always happy?

Everything in her life had a point.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

It was feeling stuffed up!

What's a pencil's favorite place to visit?

Pencil-vania.

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist!

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

He wanted to cut class.