Short Dad Jokes

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

Why do surgeons always get invited to parties?

Because they know how to cut a rug!

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?

He'd have to convert.

What do you call a bear with no teeth at the dentist?

A gummy bear!

Why did the student take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the MRI machine start a podcast?

Because it was great at getting inside people's heads!

Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?

The teacher kept making it spin.

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?

Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out tonight!

Why did the dalmatian go to the eye doctor?

Because it kept seeing spots!

Why was the library so tall?

It had the most stories.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte!

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What type of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip pop!

Why was the school cafeteria clock always slow?

It kept going back four seconds.

Why did the skeleton go to the doctor alone?

Because it had no body to go with!