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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Why did the scarf never get invited anywhere?

It was always wrapped up in itself!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

What's a tailor's favorite type of math?

Geometry — they love working with patterns!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

Because it soots him!

Why did the jeans feel so blue?

They were dyed that way!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What do you call a fashionable crab?

A snappy dresser!

Why did the sock go to the doctor?

It had a hole in its sole!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits!