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Why did the zipper break up with the button?

Things between them kept getting stuck!

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet!

What do you call a hat that tells jokes?

A cap comedian — it always tops them off!

Why don't ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits!

Why did the shirt go to school?

To get buttoned up on its studies!

How do vampires start their letters?

Tomb it may concern!

What do you call pants that play music?

Bell-bottoms!

What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet!

Why did the scarecrow become a fashion designer?

He was outstanding in his field — and had great threads!

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper!