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What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets bad?

Spooktacles!

Why did the belt get arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with!

What did the wallet say after Thanksgiving?

I'm stuffed!

What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?

The roller-ghoster!

Why don't bills ever feel lonely?

Because they always come in stacks!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

He heard it had great circulation!

What do you call a dinosaur that's good with money?

A budget-saurus — very thrifty with its nest egg!