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What did the architect say when the building was finished?

That's a wrap — no more framing!

What did the hail say when it hit the car?

Sorry, just making a dent in my to-do list!

Why do concrete workers have great memories?

Because everything they do is set in stone!

Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle?

Things had gotten too shallow!

What's a bricklayer's least favorite day?

When everything comes crumbling down!

Why is the wind so bad at sports?

Because it's always blowing the game!

Why did the construction worker sleep on the job?

He was building up rest!

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

What do you call a crane that tells jokes?

A lift of the party!

Why was the pine tree always in trouble?

Because it was knotty!