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What's a book's favorite kind of music?

Paperback beats!

What did the SSD say to the old hard drive?

You're spinning your wheels.

Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the higher reading level!

Why don't batteries ever feel alone?

They always come with a positive and negative side.

Why did the email feel lonely?

It was stuck in the outbox.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

A binding agreement!

What did the monitor say to the CPU?

I've got my eye on you — all 4K of them.

Why did the e-reader feel lonely?

Because it lost all its contacts — just had Kindle!

Why did the server go on vacation?

It needed to unload.

What kind of books do mountains read?

Cliff-hangers!