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What do you call a nervous chapter?

A cliffhanger — it's always on edge!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Why did the library book get arrested?

It was caught in a cover-up!

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter!

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they're surrounded by drafts!

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got!

Why couldn't the book get a loan?

Because it was already overdue!

Why did the AI go to therapy?

It had deep learning issues.