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Why did the IT guy go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't C sharp.

What's a librarian's favorite type of bait?

Bookworms!

What do you call a group of helpful monitors?

A screen team.

Why don't books ever win at poker?

Because they always fold!

Why did the coder bring a broom to work?

To clean up his code.

What do you call a book that's always cold?

A chiller thriller!

What did one Bluetooth speaker say to the other?

I feel a real connection between us.

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Because it had a broken spine!

Why did the cursor get promoted?

It was always on point.

What do you call a nervous USB stick?

A flash drive — it panics in a flash.