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Why did the doctor study their ABCs?

Because they wanted to work in the ER — starting with the basics!

Why did the protractor fail the exam?

It could only see things from a certain angle.

What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant?

I changed my mind!

Why was the comma so bossy in English class?

It always knew when to pause.

Why did the cell phone go to the doctor?

Because it lost its reception!

Why did the art teacher get promoted?

She could draw conclusions.

What do you call a doctor who's always on the move?

A running nose specialist!

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

Why do surgeons always get invited to parties?

Because they know how to cut a rug!

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?

He'd have to convert.