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What type of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip pop!

Why was the school cafeteria clock always slow?

It kept going back four seconds.

Why did the skeleton go to the doctor alone?

Because it had no body to go with!

What do you call a physician who specializes in Adam's rib?

A rib-ologist — they really know their spare parts!

What do history teachers and trees have in common?

They both focus on their roots.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the English teacher go to court?

She lost her case — and her briefcase.

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

Time to get your booster!

Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?

It said concentrate.

What do you call a fake noodle in the hospital?

An im-pasta with a medical condition!