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Why did the eraser feel important?

Because without it, every mistake would be permanent.

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

What do you call a sleeping classroom?

A bored room.

What did the doctor say to the patient who swallowed a watch?

Don't worry, we have plenty of time!

Why was the geometry teacher always happy?

Everything in her life had a point.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

It was feeling stuffed up!

What's a pencil's favorite place to visit?

Pencil-vania.

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist!

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

He wanted to cut class.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing their own incision?

Suture self!