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Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the doctor carry a red pen?

In case they needed to draw blood!

Why did the conductor always carry a map?

He didn't want to lose his place in the score.

What do you call a graph that sings?

A bar chart — it's always hitting the right notes!

Why did the music note fail the test?

It was only a half step prepared.

Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?

Because there was no limit to its potential!

What do you call a piano that needs a bath?

A filthy rich instrument — it has 88 keys and none of them open anything.

What do you call a destroyed math textbook?

Aftermath!

Why did the composer stare at the blank page?

He had writer's block — it was a rest.

Why did the student wear glasses to math class?

To improve their di-vision!