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What do you call a snake that sings?

A boa-ist.

What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathema-chicken!

Why was the flute player such a great detective?

She always followed the clues in the key.

Why did the equal sign feel so humble?

Because it knew it wasn't greater than or less than anyone!

What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

Why did the saxophonist sit in the corner?

He was told to stay in his reed zone.

Why couldn't the seven and the three get along?

Because they were at odds — and evens!

Why don't cellos ever get lonely?

They always have strings attached.

What's a butterfly's favorite subject in school?

Moth-ematics!