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Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?

He could handle any heavy subject.

Why did the car refuse dessert?

It was already full — of gas!

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

A slam dunk-er fish.

What do you call a magic car?

A Lambor-genie!

Why did the skier bring a notebook to the mountain?

To go over the runs.

Why was the rowing team so good at exams?

They always pulled together.

Why do race cars never get lonely?

Because they always have a lap to sit on!

Why did the wrestler become a comedian?

He could always pin down a good joke.

What do you call a nervous car?

A Dodge!

Why did the shot putter go into therapy?

He had trouble letting things go.