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Why did the sedan feel left out?

Because all the cool cars were pickup trucks and they never picked it up!

Why did the cricket player open a bakery?

He was known for his great batter.

What do you call a car that loves salad?

A Volkswagen Beet-le!

Why was the car embarrassed?

Because it got caught with its hood up!

Why did the figure skater become an editor?

She was amazing at cutting and spinning.

What do you call a car that tells fibs?

A Lie-cense plate!

Why was the relay team great at cooking?

They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.

Why did the car see a therapist?

It had a breakdown!

What do you call a surfer who works in tech?

A web surfer.

What's a car's favorite meal?

Brake-fast!