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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Why did the moth fail the exam?

He kept getting distracted by the highlights.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why are cats bad at poker?

They always play with their paws showing.

Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party?

He was a party pooper.

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Chicken.

Why don't crabs donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a well-dressed lion?

A dandy lion.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent.