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What do you call a wolf that meditates?

Aware wolf.

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?

A sourpuss.

Why did the owl say 'moo'?

It was learning a new language.

What do you call a dog magician?

A golden receiver.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

What do you call a crow sitting on a telephone wire?

A long-distance caw.

Why did the caterpillar break up with the butterfly?

She completely changed.