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Why did the sourdough break up with the white bread?

It said the relationship had gone stale.

Why did the horse chew with its mouth open?

Because it had bad stable manners.

What do you call a buffalo at a nudist colony?

Buff-a-lo.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?

It had hives.

What do you call a dog in the winter?

A chili dog.

Why did the rooster go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?

Very lost and very cold.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they forgot the words.

What do you call a lizard that sings?

A rap-tile.

Why did the snail paint a big S on his car?

So people would say 'Look at that S-car-go!'