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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

Why did the baker go to therapy?

He had too many emotional breakdowns — and not enough breakdowns of flour.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice.

What did the butter say to the bread on Valentine's Day?

You're my butter half.

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

It was on a roll.

What did the gingerbread man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets.

Why do mushrooms get invited to every party?

Because they're such fungi.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi!

Why did the chef get arrested?

He was caught beating eggs and whipping cream.

What did the pasta say when it got stepped on?

Oh no, I'm im-pasta-ble to fix now!