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Why was the belt sent to jail?

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For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call a sleeping bag that snores?

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A nap sack.

Why did the beekeeper get promoted?

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Because he always created a buzz at work.

What do you call a snowman with abs?

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An abdominal snowman.

Why did the envelope go to therapy?

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It felt too much pressure to keep things sealed.

What do you call a shoe that tells lies?

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A sneaker.

Why did the lamp get invited to every party?

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Because it always brightened the mood.

What do you call a penguin who steals things?

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A hardened criminal — he's already doing hard time on ice.

Why did the optometrist fail his exam?

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He couldn't see the point.

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What do you call a detective who solves crimes at the bakery?

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An under-cover roll.