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What do you call a snake who builds houses?

A boa constructor!

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon.

She let it go.

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?

Kurt & Rod.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What don't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.