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Why was ten scared of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have nobody to go with.

Why does Han Solo like gum?

It's chewy!

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.