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Why did the sleeping bag file a complaint?

What do you call a bear that loves camping in the rain?

Why did the tent go to the doctor?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch on sale?

What's a pirate's worst nightmare at a restaurant?

Why did the pirate refuse to say the alphabet?

What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?