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What do you call a construction site on a diet?

A lean-to!

Why did the blueprint feel underappreciated?

Everyone was always drawing their own conclusions!

What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

Why did the construction worker bring string cheese to the site?

He needed to pull something!

What do you call a building that tells lies?

A fabricated structure!

Why did the jackhammer break up with the sidewalk?

There were too many cracks in the relationship!

What do you call a construction worker who loves poetry?

A rebar-d!

Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!