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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!