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Where do fish keep their money?

In the riverbank.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

I'm tired of following my dreams.

I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

What time should you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!